Sorry I have been out of the loop folks. A sista has been dealing with things for real.
Oddly enough, my obsession with all things trash TV has continued. LOL!
As they say on VH1, “Watch and Discuss” . . .
Gone Country 2 – Lovin’ It! I mean really, this is CelebReality gold. A drunk Sean Young, a bitter Irene Cara, a sad N Sync’er (what the hell is his name), Sebastian Bach, Makayla Gordon (if I wasn’t a faithful American Idol watcher, I would be saying “Who? as well), way past his prime Lorenzo Lamas, and last but certainly not least, the greasiest-headed Jackson of them all – Jermaine “I am so retarded I named my son Jermagesty” Jackson. I mean really, how could this possibly be bad? LOL!
Outsiders Inn – Lovin This Too! Maureen McCormick a.k.a. Marcia Brady a.k.a. Batshyt Crazy has decided to lease a BnB. She calls upon her friends Carnie “Reality Chunkster” Wilson and Bobby Brown to help her run the BnB. Does any of this make any sense? HELL TO THE NAW. But its awesome. Carnie is the cook. Does knowing how to eat qualify you as a chef? Okay. Bobby Brown is the director of entertainment. Now, for the record, I love me some him. But really has Bobby actually “entertained” anyone other than with his problems since My Perogative? Well, no matter, throw in this bag of mixed nuts, some moonshine a.k.a. Tater Water, some locals right out of Deliverance, some other C/D list celeb visitors and you’ve got real humdinger of a show. YeeeHaaaaw!
Queen Bees: Gold Stars all around!!! I am a little late to the party on this one, but I am catching up on the episodes. Think Bad Girls Club for high school girls with a live-in therapist where they take the top “Heather” from several areas and try to change them in to someone we can tolerate. But they kick them off when they lose to many gold stars. Last week they threw Peerez Hilton into the mix and one of them ended up being called a younger cracked out Whitney Houston. Okay granted, even a blind man could see the girl’s weave was jacked, but dayum!
I Love Money – Yes. I am still watching. Why? I just can’t stop myself. I need help, you haven’t figured that out by now.
I Wanna Work for Diddy? – Why? He’s an azz. I am trying not to watch, I really am.
Making the Band 4 – Not sure if I will stick with this one. One word – “Aubrey.” If she gets hit in the face with an iron maybe. First episode definitely confirmed to me that the rumors were true about Diddy and LaurieAnn. Situation jumped off like a lover’s quarrel and seemed to resolve itself as one. The relationship tension between the two was so obvious, they probably should have edited it better. But then again him and Kim “that’s my baby daddy” Porter have broken up so he can flaunt his escapade with LaurieAnn without the nagging. By the way, both bands are booty. Donnie is worse. Not sure what is worse than sounding like azz, but if you come up with something, let me know.
From G’s to Gents – LOL! Need I say more.
The Hills – I never have, just won’t do it. Can’t make me even if my eyes are glued open.
Bridezillas! – Awesome, gets more awesome every season. Of course nothing tops the one chick getting left at the alter. But I am lovin this show. My 18 month old now yells “Biiiiiidezilllas!” I don’t know which one this season has been craziest: The bride who was trying to eat herself into a new dress; the bride who wants everyone to be miserable and have a no fun wedding; the bride who got the groom a personal trainer and ate donuts during his training (did I mention she was as big as a house); the bride who quit her job without telling the groom and drives a jaguar and lives in a nasty house that is the brick equivalent of a doublewide; or the bride who told the guests she was gonna put out a bucket for cash at the wedding to reimburse her for the rehearsal dinner. Its crazy on top of crazy.
Big Brother 10 – Still watching it. Say what you want, the joint was definitely more interesting with Libra in it. Don’t know what Ollie is gonna do without April, he has been getting it on the regular the whole time in the house. Now that his “cuddle” partner is gone, I fear he may just get with the Long Island Troll Doll.
More to come. Any suggestions?
I feel old. I’m only familiar with one of those shows. Bridezilla rocks. ROFL!
Okay I am watching
-Making the Band 4
-The Hills
-I Love Money, and
-I wanna work for Diddy
you gotta add Exhiled to that list. I haven’t watched yet, but the parents of those ingrates from My Sweet Sixteen have been sent away to learn some darn culture.
Ok, I didn’t want to admit it int he first post but Staple Boy and I watched the full hour sneak preview episode of exhiled yesterday. Ok, I am going to be honest, my whole family including the husban and ANTM watched it.
Girl, that dayum Bjorn is a dayum Bjerk. LOL!
The parents turned their kids into hot messes and now act like it happened by accident.
There is only one girl who seems like it may impact her. I can’t remember her name but she is one of the younger ones in the previews for the season and she seems the most introspective, making comments to the effect that she is ashamed that she doesn’t know more and that she feels like a fool.
Creole,
You are not old. You probably just have better taste in TV. LOL!